Indefinitely Suspended

Sorry guys, I don't seem to be able to get the time to continue blogging. I may decide on coming back but for the time being, I'm gonna stop blogging.

Videos

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Hilarious Pokemon commentary

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I can find no words to describe this .... other than wtf

Christopher Walken does Lady Gaga's Poker Face

Iphone Sacrifices Self to Save Owner

From Gizmodo

Poor Kris Rowley. She gets chased by a bear, sacrifices her iPhone to escape, returns days later (armed with a baseball bat) to find her iPhone all chewed up, and now Apple Geniuses don't believe her story. Things ended with Rowley buying a new iPhone because Apple doesn't cover using the phone as a self-defense weapon against bear manglings (especially when Geniuses don't believe that's what happened). What I truly can't believe is that it took me until now to hear about the iPhone's bear distracting powers, but I applaud Rowely her quick thinking.

This ain't even 3gs *throws away

Interesting Merchandise

Here are some interesting things I found on the net, click on the picture to go to source.

USB Hub Monster
Doomsday USB Hub

A safe to keep your money

New Vid : Pixar Lamp Goes To Trial For Murder

See more funny videos and funny pictures at CollegeHumor.

Desktop Icon Art

A few pieces of Art from people with too much time. Click the source for more pictures.

Dammit now I can't get the spiderpig song out of my head

Source : Bored Bored

Stephen Chow to remake - The Karate Kid

Interesting bit of movie news, it seems that Will Smith has invited Stephen Chow to help in the remake of the Karate Kid movie. I'll be keeping an eye out for more news.

I didn't make this, just swiped it off google.

Source : TwitchFilm

Google Street Map Of HELL

Some of you may have heard of Google Map's ability to zoom into street view. Some of you may even have heard that the Google Van which takes the pictures for the street view have been spotted in Singapore some time ago.

And on a somewhat unrelated note, here is a Google Street view of a van that crashed into the wall and maybe went to hell to take some street views. Click forward on the street view to see what I'm talking about

View Larger Map

Source : Google Map

DIY: Mummified Fairy

Being the ABC you are, you decide to bring the Halloween Spirit back home. Nothing to decorate your place with? No discounts on pumpkins at fairprice ? You mum scolds you for playing with your food when carving the pumpkin ? Look no further, let this little fairy corpse creep your house. With the help of a few simple household materials you can have your very own.

What the heck, a fairy coffin costs the same as a regular coffin ?! Hell with it, I'll make one myself.

Source : The Art Of Darkness

ZombieWood

Those of you who have watched "Zombieland" (out December in Singapore), will remember a part of the movie residing in Hollywood. Well some guy from Worth1000 must have thought "hmmm how would the celebrities look when turned into zombies" and then proceeded to create this contest.

I'm a zombie, but so what I'm still a rockstar

Be warned, some of the photos in the contest can be quite gruesome, so enter at your own risk (link below).

OH MY GAW..... oh wait this isn't photoshopped

Source : Worth 1000

Twisted Princesses From Disney

Here's a little something for the upcoming Halloween (or is it already over in the US), an evil version of some of Disney's well known female characters. My childhood memories mutilated and turned evil, thanks alot Jeffrey Thomas.

I think I'll lay off the sushi for a couple of weeks

Source : Jeffrey Thomas's Blog (via Comics Alliance)

Under Renovation .........

Vids Vids Vids

Urban Legend ER


Funny News Blooper


Prank Girl

Pacman Chair

Yes its a chair shaped like pac man, yes its real, yes its awesome, no it doesn't eat pellets

Source: Walyou

Smurf's The Movie

I didn't know about this until recently, but old news is still news. Smurf's the movie, sceduled for a December 2010 release is in the making at Sony Studios.

Source : FusedFilms

World's Largest Gummy Bear

Dentists and diabetics be afraid, be very afraid.

Vacation Leads To Break Up

Interesting story about a couple who breaks up when the boyfriend goes on a vacation and his girlfriend doesn't know even though he claims has told her about it.

They say the key to a healthy relationship is listening to your partner. Never has this been made so starkly evident as in the sad but hilarious story of JD and Em, which is currently burning up the Internet.

While JD claims he talked extensively with his girlfriend about the two-week backpacking trip he was about to take in Europe, she didn't seem to get the message. Below, read the highlights of the two-week chain of unanswered e-mails in which she gets angrier and angrier at his lack of response.

Friday June 1
Hey hun, me again. Tried calling your cell a few times today but it kept going right to voicemail. You're not screening me are you?;)

Sunday, June 3
Why are you not responding to my calls and emails? Where are you?! I waited all night for you to get in touch with me. I'm not happy here babe.

Tuesday June 5
Why are you avoiding me? You're not answering your cell, you won't return my texts.... JD wtf?! I know you're around! Your friend jeremy is such a bullsh***er. When he said he hadn't seen you all weekend I could hear you talking in the background

As JD checks out the old world, the poor guy gets dumped, taken back dumped again and cheated on -- all unbeknownst to him.

Tuesday, June 5
We're through... don't call me, don't text me, don't bother now. You'll never know what you lost, I was the one, and now I feel sorry for you because you'll never have that again. I feel so sorry for you, ha ha ha.

Sunday June 10
Remember that friend of mine that you were jealous of who I said that nuffin ever will happen with well I was crying with him about you and he told me how amazing I was, how he always though so and so I f*****d him to show you I'm right! Now who's the stupid one?

Tuesday June 12
I'm mad and hurt right now. I really felt something between us and now you've gone and thrown it all away and I have no idea why. . . . I know you'll call me tonight. We have a lot to discuss. A lot of bad and good. It may not change things and we may still be broken up, but you at least owe me a conversation. A chance.

Thursday June 14
I tried to reach out to you JD, I really did. But I take back all those nice things I said. I'm glad we're broken up. ... I pretended so many times to like the stupid shows you like, to watch the stupid movies you like, to enjoy spending time with your asinine friends. I've moved on.

The day before JD gets home, Em finally manages to get in touch with his mom, who informs her that he is, in fact, on vacation.

Thursday June 14
subject: OPEN FIRST!!! DO NOT READY ANY OTHER EMAILS!!!
If you love me, you will delete every email I've sent you over the past week without reading it.

Source : Here

Guess That Video Game Chest

I little something that caught my eye while surfing around. Guest that chest video game edition, where you guest the video game character by looking at the chest.

Source : Asylum

Tekken 6 Penny Arcade Comic

The people who brought you penny arcade are currently doing a webcomic based on Tekken 6. Currently a few pages have already been released, head on over if you are bored at work or if you are a Tekken fan.

Source : Tekken 6

My LIttle Ponies, Silent Hill Version

Amazing mash-up of children toys My Little Ponies with the horror game/movie Silent Hill. They are currently being sold on eBay for US$51 if anyone wants to get one. There is a Pyramid head and Zombie Nurse version.

Source: Joystiq

BBC Exposes 3 "Psychic Mediums"

BBC exposes 3 phony mediums by setting up a fake haunted area. Real funny to see their reactions once they realize they are exposed.

Hospital Food Blog

I know I've used this pic b4, gimme a break for once, one of my pics actually fit with the topic

Step aside ! Yummy King or whatever channel 8 food drama is showing nowadays "here let me have some of that mineral water...hmm OMG the taste is so fresh .... the aroma so strong yet so balanced !!! waaa ZHEN HAO CHIRR ORHH <*insert weird kinda like having orgasm face while going MMmmmmm>". This is my interpretation of whatever goes on in those shows.



Back to the topic, while surfing the net I have come across an interesting blog which takes pictures of food served to them in a hospital. You can see for yourself what kind of food they serve in hospitals all over the world.

Apparantly they serve better food in Greece Hospitals than the restruant below my house

Years of eating Muthu's Curry have made me find this pic quite appetising

Hospital Food Blog

Android EEE PC

When I first got my EEE PC, I was all giddy and excited like a kid getting his new bike or Spiderman discovering he could discharge white liquid out of his body. But just like Spiderman's liquid discharger, my EEE PC gets useless over time. Now she just lays there watching reruns of Desperate Housewives everyday.

Recently though, I have been looking for new ways for me to utilise my EEE PC and after a little searching I came across this article. Even though google is already working on an OS for netbooks, we may as well try to cram everything light into the EEE PC. I mean THINK man, why would I want an OS that can only support phone apps and functions? BECAUSE I CAN. So now instead of owning a large paper weight on XP, I can turn my netbook into a large paper weight on Android.

In case you wish to partake in this bricking of your EEE PC.

Epic Mickey

A new Disney Game for the Wii Console called "Epic Mickey" from the screens I have seen, it seems to be a game stationed in a post apocalyptic wasteland, steampunkish kinda place with robot zombie goofys' (I shit you not) walking around. Well I don't know much about the game so I'll post more when more news comes along

Source: Kotaku

God Of W C-c-c-combo Breaker

If I had a cent for everytime i posted a God Of War post here...... well I'd be 3 cents richer. But more importantly, here is a trailer showing Command and Conquer 4 trailer. I think thats Kane in a GDI conference, well I could be wrong as I haven't really played C&C3 campaign mode.

God Of War III Trailer

Well, since I already have 2 other God Of War posts, may as well add a third one. Here is the trailer for the upcoming God Of War 3. If I remember correctly, in the previous God Of War, Kratos had freed the Titans and is starting a war with the gods. Take a look at the trailer to see if you like it.

God Of War Movie Script Leaked

The Script Written By David Self has been leaked, as stated by CC2K. Now if y......... hey wait a minute a movie ? Of God Of War? I've been living in a cave for so long that I'd missed some really big news darn. Next your gonna tell me some iconic popstar is dead (Elvis is dead 0.o ?). The movie is news to me and as a movie lover and having completed God Of War 1 & 2 and Chains Of Olympus, I'll be hoping for an awesome movie !

God Of War To Debut In New Soul Caliber Game

Kratos, from the Best Game Of The Year "God Of War" will be making a debut as a playable character in the upcoming Soul Caliber : Broken Destiny (did Kratos break it?). You can checkout this gameplay vid of him owning some noob.

In case you cannot get the awesomeness of this, here is what it equates to.
Kratos = BadAss
Soul Caliber = Sexy Asses
Kratos + Soul Caliber = OMG ITS OVER 9000.

Woman's Possesion's Placed On Craigslist Without Consent

A Mansfield woman who was in her kitchen saw 2 complete strangers stop infront of her home and started loading her portable basketball goal up their truck.

When the Mansfield woman ran outside to confront them, they said they weren't stealing because the item was offered for the taking on Craigslist.

Turns out the e-mail address Craigslist identified as the sender of the ad belongs to one of Huwitt's neighbors, Chad Lee Hickey, an Arlington police officer. Arlington Police Department spokesman Blake Miller will say only that the department is conducting an internal investigation of an employee.

Wow, I mean if that happened to me I'd be really pissed but I have to say, that guy's a GENIUS. I wouldn't have been able to come up with something like that, I should try this out to mess with my neighbours. They'd hate me.... but hate me with respect !

Source

Inner Secrets Of Sushi

Well I'm sure we have at least 1 or 2 friends around us who are sushi fanatics. Going around looking for the freshest, tastiest, most exotic sushi around. Well your kinda overdoingit when you start taking FREAKING X-rays of it. Sure you want to find out whats makes the sushi taste so great (and check it out for tumors while your at it), but X-rays? Well you be the judge.

Source : The Sushi Concierge

Right Hand On Mouse Back Online

Alright motherfuckers I'm back. As promised posting will resume on 1st August, Ho shit that's today. Been a tough period with all those exams and assignments hogging my time, but with that over I can properly focus my time on things that matter .... posting on ma blog !

New pos........ or not

Sorry guys, Kinda bz all the way till August, will make an update then so wait for it ok =3

No Posts This Week

Another fail from my side. Got sick this weekend (shouldn't have ate that moldy bread), and had some stuff to do, put those together and you get fail to post week. Time for you guys to sit back, relax and think "phew don't have to read the crap on RHOM this week".

Tube Time

Rap remix of a TV infomercial real catchy



Natalie Portman Raps On Saturday Night Live



Banned Xbox 360 Commercial For Being Too Violent



High Blood Pressure Tea Commercial

Microsoft Releases Windows 7 Requirements

Those of you anxiously awaiting the release of the new Windows Operating System (unless you've managed to get your hands on the beta one) would be glad to know that the minimum system requirements for Windows 7 has been released.


Here's the list of initial system requirements Microsoft made available:

* 1GHz processor (32- or 64-bit)
* 1GB of RAM
* 16 GB of available disk space
* Support for DirectX 9 graphics with 128MB of memory (for the Aero interface)


Maybe with abit of luck (and alot of miracle) I'll be able to fit it into my EeePC.

Nintendo Nes Controller Mouse

You'd think that a blog called Right Hand On Mouse would have more posts about computer mice right. Well so far I've got the Steampunk one and this one, three more and Captain Planet will appear. But serisly, this mouse looks awesome. Its designed after a Nintendo Nes Controller if you couldn't tell btw.

Source: TechNaBob

Cloud Antivirus Beta

A free and new anti-virus from Panda Securities. Said to consume very little resources.

Panda Security introduced Cloud Antivirus beta, the first full-featured cloud-based antivirus program. It does two things that make it competitive and unique compared with its competitors that are tied to your desktop: it prioritizes threats based on type, and it attempts to lighten the load that security programs place on your system resources by moving definition files to a community-based cloud.

If anyone decides to give it a try, please leave a msg in the shoutbox cause ima kinda interested in it too


Source: Download.com

Funny Vids (Commercials Mostly)

Condom Commercial



Richard Simmons Flipping Out (Excessive Language)



Funny Bimbo Commercial



Chocolate Bar Commercial



Japanese Commercial

Starcraft II Battle Report II

This time showing off the Zerg with a 1v1 Zerg vs Terran match. With all these gameplay vids out on the net you'd expect Starcraft II to be out already.

Source: Starcraft II

King Of Fighters SHOOTING GAME ?

The end is near I tell you, The King Of Fighters well known for its arcade and console 2d fighting game franchise has now been reduced to this ?! Well KOF: Kyo the RPG must have started the ball rolling. Next your gonna tell me Street Fighter is gonna have a whack-a-mole version.

Source: C-ingame

Hello Kitty Beer

Just when you thought you have seen it all. Next their gonna come up with Hello Kitty condoms .....

Source: Hello Kitty Hell

PS3 Controller Cat Scan

Here is an amazing image of a catscan of a PS3 controller.

Offworld:

NYC artist Satre Stuelke's radiologyart project takes cat scans of every day objects that "hold unique cultural importance in modern society... to plant a seed of scientific creativity in the minds of all those inclined to participate."

Source via Offworld

The Pirate Google

The Pirate Google, making a point that Google is just as guilty as The Pirate Bay for linking torrents.

When The Pirate Bay was ordered shut down by the Swedish courts because it linked to infringing torrents on the Internet, many people pointed out that Google links to whole mountains' -- whole planets' -- worth of infringing stuff. Now, to make the point, comes The Pirate Google, a Google mashup that finds torrent files: "The intention of this site is to demonstrate the double standard that was exemplified in the recent Pirate Bay Trial. Sites such as Google offer much the same functionality as The Pirate Bay and other Bit Torrent sites but are not targeted by media conglomerates such as the IFPI as they have the political and legal clout to defend themselves unlike these small independent sites."

Source: ThePirateGoogle via Boingboing

Funny Vids

From the guy who brought you, real life Mario Kart


Snuggie Cult


PMS Milk Commercial


Been getting alot of requests to post this, so here it is the Billboard Best Song 2009

Upcoming Movies

Transformers


Harry Potter: The Half Blood Prince (Snape kills Dumbledore)


Astro Boy


Can't wait to catch Tin Tin the movie, GiJoe, Austin Powers 4 and Attack Of The Killer Tomatoes as well.

Anti Rapist Tool

An interesting read from Cracked.com. Came across this during while surfing the internet. Contains a list of items invented for paranoid people. The pic above depicts an anti rapist device, a woman merely inserts this into her hoohah (or guys can use it if the're going to prison) and when penetrated, the penetrator will get a taste of barbs that can only be removed surgically.

Source: Cracked.com

Art Inspired By Mad Magazines

"The MAD Generation" is an art show currently on view at East Atlanta Tattoo's gallery. It features nearly 50 pieces by artists inspired by the usual gang of idiots. Above, Oscar Medina's "Dia de los Locos," and Candy's "Spy Vs. Speed." Most of the show is also viewable online.

Source: The MAD Generation via BoingBoing.net

Cat Mario ! World's Hardest Video Game

Give it a go if you liked tetris HD. Its Commando's 2 and Contra's illegitimate child hard, trying to play Street Fighter 4 with a DDR Pad HARD. Least its not as hard as trying to get a taxi right before midnight charge.

Play Web Based Here

Or Download Here (First Link)

Video Time

Some Kid goes apeshit with Mario



Batman Gets Pwned in the new game DC vs Mortal Combat



Guy gets pranked HARD

Handsome Suit

The unattractive Takuro (Muga Tsukaji) who is the chef and owner of a restaurant, confesses his love to a beautiful part-time worker but she turns him down and quits. He turns to a strange man who offers him a suit that will change his life.... Lets Handsome !

Story : Soft simple story, twists are kinda predictable.

Fav Scene : When he walks into his own restruant wearing the suit and his assistant doesn't recognize him.

Acting : Main guy is funny, the supermodel is really hot, the main character's female assistant feels kinda weird though

Overall: I give it a meh ~ 6/10. Try to catch it on a weekday

Yummy Yum Yums

Shabu shabu (I think) from Ichiban Sushi, tastes like Beef Sukiyaki and is about the same (cept for the strange pot thingy)

Had some cold soba at Waraku (do not attempt to follow my foolishness). Well it wasn't bad but it turns out that Waraku serves ramen in bowl sizes Godzilla and Chuck Norris's Balls (Chuck Norris's Balls being the bigger one duh). And all I got was this puny soba.

Finally some Salmon Belly from Sakuraya Fish Mart @ Parkway. Love this stuff.

Detroit Metal City, A Must Watch !

The movie revolves around Soichi Negish (played by the guy who did "L" in Death Note), who moves to Tokyo to achieve his dream of becoming a pop singer only to end up in a death metal band called, you guessed it, Detroit Metal City.

Story : Introduction stage of the movie starts slow but amusing, but once he turns metal its all funny.

Fav Scene : At the end, the cigeratte headshot

Acting : Nice ~, the main guy acts all sissy though

Overall: Awesome Movie. 10/10 ! A must catch, even if you have to seat in the first row to watch it !

New KOF XII Pics

Can't wait for the new game to hit the arcades in Singapore. Here are the remaining screen shots

Source : C-ingame

A Post ?! FINALLY

Good Day RHOMers. To make up for the lack of posts these few days, I will be adding some juicy content to feed everyone's hunger.

Firstly I would like to say April Fool though it already April 11th (damn lag), all my posts with the YHBT(You Have Been Tricked) Tag are April fools jokes, I mean an internet connectivity system using the toilet bowl ..... who'd fall for that ?

On a side note, heres a yummy snack.

It was love at first sight

After our first Mouth-to-Mouth~ embrace (She couldn't handle the tougue)Tasty on the outside and erm.... tasty on the insde