Iphone Sacrifices Self to Save Owner

From Gizmodo

Poor Kris Rowley. She gets chased by a bear, sacrifices her iPhone to escape, returns days later (armed with a baseball bat) to find her iPhone all chewed up, and now Apple Geniuses don't believe her story. Things ended with Rowley buying a new iPhone because Apple doesn't cover using the phone as a self-defense weapon against bear manglings (especially when Geniuses don't believe that's what happened). What I truly can't believe is that it took me until now to hear about the iPhone's bear distracting powers, but I applaud Rowely her quick thinking.

This ain't even 3gs *throws away